Up and Coming Music Genres

Windswept Helsinki Vibez

Greased Iraqi Slam Dance

Icelandic Jungle

Hideous Pennsylvanian Groovez

Afghan Lickz

Brutal Bassoonz from the Aborigine Love Asylum

Japanese Terror Stomp

North Korean Grime

Juicy Czechoslovakian Beat-Bombz

Oiled Kalzakhi Beatz

Pumping Polish Pylon Riddimz

Awful Creamy Arizonian Rhumba Jamz

Massiv Russian Lead-Dropz

Furious Soupy Beatz with Angry Toe Riffs

Industrial Strength Pop-Metal

Poisonous Fun Whackz

Dangerously Thrashy Easy Listening

Digestive Fluid Rhymez laid over Grandma Punchworthy Basslinez

Crispy Irish Flexxx

Leathery Balkan Bin-Beatz

Leafy Somalian BANGAZ

Rampant Kenyan Slippaz

Lubricated Texan Thrustline

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(Collaboration with Joe Carter)